Reporting in alive and well from LAX

Everything has gone as smoothly as can be expected for South American travel and we have arrived safely, been approved for entry by immigration and customs and are sitting at gate 4b of terminal one at LAX. We'll be home in 4 hours.

I have already gone to the symbol of American Superiority, the golden arches*, and gotten myself a breakfast sandwich.

Go USA!

*For people who may not know me, I'm being sarcastic here. For the most part, I thing McDonald's is gross, but I do like me a good breakfast sandwich now and then.

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